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Eliminate Long Hold Lines with HOLDZAPPER!

TIRED OF WAITING ON HOLD?

YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WAIT AGAIN WITH

What IS the Hold Zapper?

A marvelous product which works with many major phone models and plans, the HOLD ZAPPER uses resonance technology to reduce your time spent in phone cues by less than half!

Who MADE the Hold Zapper?

The HOLD ZAPPER was invented by Phonomaticon Technologies and Technical Solutions, a subsidiary of Hypothetitech (a Chromogenic company). It is the brainchild of brilliant entrepreneur Roger Phonomat, who was so fed up with being on hold he hired a group of at least several working scientists to develop an intuitive solution.

What is the FUTURE of the Hold Zapper?

There are currently several models of HOLD ZAPPER available, including both private and corporate models. Coming eventually: pocket sized modules which work with cellular phones, and large-area variants which can provide ZAP TECHNOLOGY to entire neighborhoods.


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503-461-3019


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Everyone needs a story – especially when they’re apart

What is a Hypothetical Vacation, you ask? With all forms of classical vacations on indefinite hold, we at Hypothetitech™ have worked tirelessly to refine a version which is safe for the Viral Age, which takes place entirely in the unreal space between your own mind and ours. This combination of imaginations can transport both parties to countless locations. You’ll see exotic sights and visit fantastic places, all from the comfort of your couch or bed.


To take your first trip, just contact our main line at:

503-455-7353 


Our automated operators are available day or night, and are always happy to take your mind someplace beautiful.  


This is an unlimited time offer. Your vacations will never expire, and your trips can be experienced in chunks as long or short as you like.

It is our duty, and our honor, to help shine whatever light we can into the fertile garden of your mind.

Wishing you a wonderful first trip,
 – Your friends at Hypothetitech™